Alchemy
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there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they
- Professor: Does everyone know what alchemy is?
- Me: Alchemy - the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing.
- Professor: Right, exactly.
- Me: If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accor-
- Professor: Okay, thank you.
- Me: There is a taboo among alchemists! Human transmutation is strictly forbidden, for what-
- Professor: We got it!
- Me: FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL?
Poison Ivy is one of the most complicated villains in the DC universe and she is so much more than the temptress people believe her to be
All the fuckboys out there need to take some time to absorb and understand this statement because it’s so true.
Poison Ivy is a human-plant hybrid so torn between her humanity and her calling to nature that she often feels like life is too hard and has been suicidal more than once
During an earthquake in Gotham she took in orphans and raised them as her children
She took in Harley Quinn, gave her immunity to her toxins and nursed her back to health
She believes her powers are an infection, a curse and she considers herself a freak, a monster who can do nothing but harm
She hates humanity and yet she is a guardian of women and children and more importantly, to her, she is a protecter of nature
That’s just on the surface, Ivy is so incredibly complex and rich in character
And guess what fuckboys, every man she has ‘seduced’ she’s killed
As much as fuckboys want her to appeal to them, she is a notorious man-hater and to bring up one of my favourite quotes
“He was good in bed. A flowerbed. As mulch”
Poison Ivy isn’t around to cater to your fantasies, she’d much rather feed you to her plants
im in social psychology and all the boys are naming what they find most attractive in women and ive never felt less attracted to men than i do right now
this dude just read his list and he literally said he wanted a girl “under 5’5, childlike, has an elven level of communication with nature”
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
found in a physics text book
Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.
found in a physics text book
Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.
a list of sounds
- high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
- a soda can being opened
- a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
- a marble rolling on a wooden floor
- wood popping and crackling as it burns
oh my god
I just have to share because this is the coolest of all the websites. You type in a book that you liked and it brings up a list of at least 10 books that you would probably enjoy as well.
So if you’re looking for a good read, check it out.
www.whatshouldireadnext.com
Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard
Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything
Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.
The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations
